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yougotamustache:

I fucking wanted these so bad and my parents wouldn’t buy them because they were a “safety hazard”

Cause those kids look like they’re in such danger a whole inch off the ground.

yougotamustache:

I fucking wanted these so bad and my parents wouldn’t buy them because they were a “safety hazard”

Cause those kids look like they’re in such danger a whole inch off the ground.




Like mother, like daughter.

Like mother, like daughter.




inanotherfewhoursthesunwillrise asked: TAG, you’re it! The rules are to state ten random facts about yourself. Then send this to the fifteen nicest people on tumblr.

1) My favorite flower is the calla lily and I love them in white especially, although, supposedly, they come in brown. Look at that shit:

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Fucking stunning, bro.

2) My best friend in the entire world is a lady named Abbie whom I met in 8th grade and continued to be friends with all through high school and beyond.

3) I make the national minimum wage at my job: $7.25

4) Jewelry that I wear every day is the ring in my cartilage piercing (because I am never dealing with taking that out again) and my class ring that I’ve had since the summer after my sophomore year in high school.

5) I am not particularly close to my family, but I respect people who are and think that’s really important.

6) My favorite Barney song when I was a kid was “I Like to Eat Apples and Bananas” and my favorite Wiggles song when I was not a kid but before the show got weird was a tie between “Fruit Salad” and “Captain Feathersword”

7) I watch a lot of kids shows because my tv is on constantly and usually on Nick, and some of them really irritate me. Max and Ruby is cute, but all about how Ruby is a total bitch and super selfish to Max all the time, even though he’s always already doing what she’s spent the whole show trying to figure out. Bubble Guppies is a mess in so many ways. It’s a show about mermaid children and their goldfish school teacher and one time one of them was looking for a shell to hear the ocean in… even though they live in the ocean already. In another episode, the fish went to buy a wig from one of the mermaid children and settled on a mullet.

8) Silence freaks me out. If you’re around me, there will probably always be some sort of background noise between tv, music, fans, etc.

9) I’m like a chihuahua, all bark and no bite. I’m very loud and vulgar and I like to yell and call people names, but I never make it personal because I just like to say things and I would never try to hurt someone.

10) <—— This is my favorite number.


Tags: inanotherfewhoursthesunwillrise , fallinlovewithaboywhocanfly , answering questions , Let's be real , I'm not gonna send this one on , because I'm tired , but I love you all , seriously ,

luciuspimpcane:

14arianagrande14:

popelizbet:

thefictionalcharacter:

azkabanescapee:

I’ll go home now.

I couldn’t even attempt to try to resist. This just had to happen.

PUNNNNNSSSSS

Oh look you made a punny. BAHAHAJSBASKAJSKFJBASDFBBAJSD

can you tell we haven’t had a book or a movie or anything in a while.

luciuspimpcane:

14arianagrande14:

popelizbet:

thefictionalcharacter:

azkabanescapee:

I’ll go home now.

I couldn’t even attempt to try to resist. This just had to happen.

PUNNNNNSSSSS

Oh look you made a punny. BAHAHAJSBASKAJSKFJBASDFBBAJSD

can you tell we haven’t had a book or a movie or anything in a while.




dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case
a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

I squeaked just reading this story.

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

I squeaked just reading this story.


Tags: Jenn feels pretty straight today , even though I'm still not , but I'm in the mood to be attracted to guys , how long will this last? , who knows , but hey , I do what I want , bitch ,




breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

This  whole scene was really wonderfully paced and unsettling.




thefunniestpost:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
Fun Fact:
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.
Hysterical!

thefunniestpost:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Fun Fact:

The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

Hysterical!